Moms chronicles: Day to day

## Top 7 ‘Mom‑Brain’ Moments That Should Be a TV Show
1. **The Missing Keys Mystery** – You spend 10 minutes looking for your car keys, only to realize they’re **in the fridge** next to the leftover pizza.  
2. **The ‘I’m Not Hungry’ Paradox** – You skip lunch, then later find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips while the baby naps.  
3. **The Laundry Loop** – You fold a shirt, put it back in the basket, and later wonder why the basket is suddenly full of **clean** clothes.  
4. **The ‘Just One More Episode’ Trap** – You promise yourself one episode of a show, then wake up at 3 am with the baby asleep and the TV still on.  
5. **The Toy‑to‑Food Conversion** – You hand the baby a **spoon**, they think it’s a toy, and you end up with cereal all over the floor.  
6. **The ‘I’ll Call You Later’ Forgetfulness** – You tell a friend you’ll call later, then realize you’ve been **talking to the baby** for the past 15 minutes.  
7. **The ‘I’m on a Diet’ Slip‑Up** – You open the pantry for a “healthy snack,” and a **chocolate bar** winks at you.  
> **Series Pitch:** “Mom‑Brain” – a sitcom where every episode ends with a “Did I really just…?” freeze‑frame, followed by a laugh track and a diaper change.